Global Freezing, More Like

Last time I checked, I still lived in Canada.
The weather has been quite dreary here, and it seems like I am living in the UK with all these gray clouds lingering above. Although, I'm not saying that it's always raining there - it does rain a lot. And it's been cold here. Too cold. Today it was 10C (or 50F)!! I'm wearing 2 sweaters and big socks. It feels like winter all over again. I think we should invest in new forecasters. Where the hell is global warming at?
They keep saying all this mumbo-jumbo about Global Warming, yet it doesn't seem like it. Although this winter was unusually warm (and then get unusually cold)and true this spring we hit record temperatures at 27C (or around 81F) for Northern Ontario in Canada - it seems this cold weather is just balancing that out. Is there really global warming? Can you picture palm trees swaying in the wind in Canada? I wish.
I can't wait for the heat to get here. But some things in life just take a wile.