Dear body,
Arms,
I'm sorry if i I ever hurt you by getting you sunburned.
Legs,
I'm sorry for not using you as much as I should seeing as you are my only good way of transportation and most reliable at that. You serve as a metaphor to how my generation doesn't appreciate the simple things in life.
Hair,
I'm sorry for bleaching and combing the hell out of you.
Stomach,
I feel like I should stop filling you with my horrid diet and being more healthy. I'm sure you don't appreciate tacos either. I wish I could eat better for you.
Feet,
You are just the right size, and I'm sorry for making you sore when I use my legs too much.
Nose,
You're just right, yes just right.
Eyes,
I like the colour of you - and so do all the girls. I just wish you weren't so sensitive.
Brain,
I'm sorry for filling your with mindless thoughts and stupid facts. You give me the power to be smart and I am thankful for that, I hope to be more careful with you int he future.
Teeth,
You're pretty cool.
Sincerely,
Matt
Monday, June 18, 2007
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