Qualifications

I am qualified to have a girlfriend.

But why would someone be qualified to have a girlfriend (or boyfriend for that matter)? Well there is a multitude of reasons, but I don't see me being qualified to get dumped. Even though for some women I am very much qualified.

So ANYWAYS, I was dumped, not because I am a shit boyfriend, or a lazy asshole, but because I've been acting "different". Although, everyone but (I'll pretect her annanimity and call her J.H.) J.H., has either said (a) you are always like this and/or (b) she needs to get over herself. I couldn't agree more, with both, I s'pose. So then that means that (a) she likes someone else or (b) she was all about the chase and not about the catch. She's probably sitting in her room writing poetry about some other guy, and her mother will walk in and ask hre what she is doing. Then her cellphone will ring and someone will conveniantly ask her to meet them at the mall. She will agree and leave.

But ANYWAYS, I'm getting off-topic now. I need to know some "qualifications" for being a boyfriend. Why did she dump me and why do I still care? Maybe i didn't meet her "qualifications". OR (a) she never liked me and/or (b) I never liked her.